Books That Make Me Laugh

I hate January. I hate cold. I hate snow. I hate cold snow even more. I don’t care if I’m Canadian and I should be used to it by now. I’m not. So there.

Because I hate this month more than brussel sprouts, I like to find things that make me happy, even for a few hours, and there is nothing that makes me happier than a book that makes me laugh. My favourites are:

1. Bridget Jones’s Diary
2. Angela’s Ashes
3. Knocked Up
4. Will Grayson, Will Grayson
5. Go the F*%k to Sleep
6. The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
7. Dear Mr. Blueberry
8. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
9. Confessions of Georgia Nicholson (series)
10. The Help

If you have any favourites that I haven’t listed here, please post them in the comments. We’ve had like 10 inches of snow since yesterday and I need to giggle at something other than people falling over on the ice. Uh, not that I would do that…

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Author versus Reader Debate

I usually avoid controversial topics on my blog because I’m Canadian and I prefer to hide in an igloo, sipping maple syrup flavoured hot chocolate. But (and not the kind that has grown exponentially since you finished that box of Quality Street), I can’t help it this time.

There is a debate going on amongst fiction authors and readers about reviews. Should authors read their reviews? Should they comment on them? Should they comment on their friend’s reviews? I think my opinion on this is somewhat different than others because I work in an area of publishing where a) secrecy is not tolerated, and b) dialogue between authors and readers is not just encouraged but expected. In fact, it is generally believed that this dialogue leads to better publications and thus is good for everyone. So, for example, if an author publishes a paper on A and a reviewer comments on it to say it is wrong, the author would be encouraged to publicly respond to that reviewer’s criticism and the reviewer would expect them to do so.

Because of my background, I honestly think authors should be able to read and respond to their reviews as long as, a) they are doing so under their own names and not some anonymous cover, and b) they are being professional. Obviously, I’m not advocating that authors should have to read or respond to reviews. Some don’t have time and some aren’t comfortable with criticism. That’s fine. But if you tell authors that they should hide in the corner and just let people bash them or their works, you’re advocating a kind of censorship that almost encourages reviewers to be harsh because they know the author will be too scared to respond. And you know what? That’s wrong. Authors are people too and, at least where I come from, they have the same rights to free speech as everyone else.

The Perfect Setup, Actually

I don’t think I could possibly get sick of watching the movie Love Actually. There are many things I love about this movie but the one I want to talk about today is characterization. While some movies take 2 hours to tell 1 story, this movie tells at least 8 stories in the same amount of time. Not only does it do that, it sets up all of the main characters in the same amount of time another movie might take to set up 1 character.

How does it do this? Let’s start by looking at the setup for 3 of the main characters:

1) Billy Mack. He’s a washed-up rock star whose manager is trying to get him some work. He keeps screwing it up but his manager keeps trying and keeps smiling. In this one scene, we learn what Billy needs, why he isn’t getting it and who is there to help him get it. This scene is also funny as hell which is why we are immediately engaged by his character.

2) Daniel. His wife has just died. He’s a mess and doesn’t know what to do about his step-son who may or may not be shooting heroin into his eyeballs. He turns to his only friend who tells him he needs to stop crying if he wants to get a girlfriend. So we know what his problem is, we know why he’s struggling and we know who is there to help him. In Daniel’s case, we are engaged because we feel sorry for him.

3) Jamie. He’s the ultimate nice guy whose girlfriend (and brother) are totally lying to him and, from what we can tell, they’re not the first to do this.  We like him so we are engaged in his story.

Each of these story lines uses a different technique to create engagement and yet they’re all equally successful. We want to laugh at Billy, cry for Daniel and become Jamie’s best friend (or girlfriend…cough). And this all happens in the first 20 minutes of the movie for all of the story lines. We see why Karen is so overwhelmed by the need to create a first lobster costume, why Colin will never get a girlfriend in Britain despite his big knob, why John can’t meet a nice girl in porn, why Mark is up Sh*t Creek without a paddle and not because he’s gay, why Sarah can’t just tell Carl she loves him and wants to have his babies, why Natalie thinks so poorly of herself and her tree-trunk thighs, and why the Prime Minister wishes he was Margaret Thatcher, the saucy minx.

So the next time you’re having trouble squeezing your novel’s setup into the first 20 pages, go watch this movie. Pick one character and watch their introductory scene. When it’s done, write down everything you know about that character and how you learned it and then use these techniques to tighten your own setup.

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Round 2 Loglines: Post 15

Title: The Magic Withheld
Genre: Urban Fantasy 

Iowa is perfect for a mage on the lam such as Justus Aubre until Sable, a female mage who is running from the same guild of wizards, stumbles into his bar. If the sentient magic escapes his iron-fisted control, humans would learn of their existence forcing Sable, the Imperium’s reluctant acolyte, to hold Justus to face the guild’s leader and the annihilation from which he escaped years before.

Link to the original submission in Round Two: http://misssnarksfirstvictim.blogspot.com/2011/10/logline-critique-round-2-3.html

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Round 2 Loglines: Post 14

Title: Message from Panama
Genre: Mystery/Thriller

A letter from his three-months’ dead, long-estranged uncle summons Pen Smith toPanama. Within hours of Pen’s arrival, he becomes the victim of a brazen daylight shooting, heir to a fabulous fortune, the object of embezzlement, poisoning and torture—and the man charged with unlocking the secret of a longtime family tragedy. To find his adversary and save his life, Pen treks through one of the most lawless jungles of the world, where he comes face-to-face and gun-to-gun with brutal narco-terrorists. Pen mistakenly believes his pursuer has been eliminated, but the would-be murderer orchestrates a final, fateful, and fatal showdown.

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Round 2 Loglines: Post 13

Title: ALL’S FAIR
Genre: YA Fantasy

Seventeen-year-old Princess Fawn, sole heir to the kingdom of Savara, is supposed to marry the charming (and corrupt) Prince of Darkrest to help end the war between their countries–but she is in love with a young man who may be lying about his past. Fawn must decide who to trust before she is left ineligible for the throne and the evil King of Darkrest invades Savara.

See the original logline on MSFV

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Round 2 Loglines: Post 12

TITLE:   Fellowship of the Fireflies
GENRE:  Literary Fiction (Magical Realism) 

When his grandparents can no longer care for him on their magical Alabama farm, fifteen-year-old hemophiliac Stephen Hordsley moves in with his real estate czar father in Atlanta.  Failing to fit inside a world of hidden relationships, Stephen attempts suicide, landing in a children’s hospital where he meets extraordinary kids that tell stories solving the mysteries of his broken family.

http://misssnarksfirstvictim.blogspot.com/2011/10/logline-critique-round-2-4.html

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Round 2 Loglines: Post 11

Title: SEASON OF THE SOULLESS
Genre: YA Near-future Science Fiction 

After an explosion allows a captive, seventeen-year-old clone to escape to freedom, she’s offered a chance at a safe, comfortable life. But when she befriends the boy who escaped with her and discovers that he’s a human bomb, she must risk the new life she’s building to break into a series of high-security labs and find the neutralizer that will prevent his impending detonation.

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Round 2 Loglines: Post 10

TITLE: In an Instant
GENRE: Contemporary Romance 

When single mother and aspiring concert pianist Beth Rhinehardt inadvertently delivers a Dear John letter to the man of her dreams, she discovers a chance for love she never expected. But fear of repeating the mistakes that led to single parenthood makes juggling romance, family and career the hardest performance she’s ever given. Now, Beth must decide what, and who, are most important to her, before she loses both her son and the love she’s dreamed of her whole life.

Original link: http://misssnarksfirstvictim.blogspot.com/2011/10/logline-critique-round-2-13.html

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Round 2 Loglines: Post 9

Title: A SINGLE FEATHER
Genre: YA fantasy romance

When seventeen-year-old Mamo meets commoner Kila, he is tempted to abandon his island’s caste system and upcoming appointment to chief to be with her. Her carefree personality rivals the sensation of flight Mamo experiences as a bird—his secret ability to transform being his only solace from a lonely childhood. But when a power hungry bird catcher swindles his way into leadership and revives the ancient practice of human sacrifice, Mamo must decide how much he’s willing to sacrifice for what he wants, and ultimately, for what is right.

Here’s my original logline:  http://misssnarksfirstvictim.blogspot.com/2011/10/logline-critique-round-2-29.html

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